Sure, human penises are great. But when you're after something a little/a lot different in the penetration department, it might be time to take on (and in) something not-at-all-human, like Evolved's vibrating Mythical!

Up top, this curvy vibe features a tapered tip with tons of sexy smoothness underneath. You can bump and grind it all the way to the wide, butt-safe bottom, or go with just the tip. Either way (and others, too), you can play hands-free thanks to the powerful suction cup base or pair it with a harness.

Vibration-wise, there are seven rumbly modes to explore, all controlled with buttons near Mythical's base or an included wireless remote.

The flexible, squeezable silicone Mythical Vibe is body-safe, extra easy to clean and care for (use a favorite toy cleanser or mild soap and water), and good to go with any water-based lube you love. Please keep it away from silicone-based lubes and store it away from other silicone toys.