Humans are sexy, of course, but there's no need to stick to one species in your fantasies! Creature Cocks has a whole wide world of (vibrating!) penetrators to explore, like the Deluxe Lord Kraken.

Aside from its glowy, otherworldly shape, the Lord Kraken has tons of bumpy texture and ten vibration modes. You'll control the action with a button on the base or the included long-range (26') remote.

When it's time to play, you can hold your Lord, have a partner do the honors, or go hands-free—the big base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride. Speaking of the base, it's extra thick (safe for deep diving!) and will work with many strap-ons and harness systems.

The pure silicone Lord Kraken is hypoallergenic, easy to clean (use soapy water or toy care fluid/foam), and safe with any water-based lube you love. It's rechargeable (the cord is included) and waterproof.