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Happy Birthday, Dickhead - Pop Up CardA pop up peen for the person who deserves the most. Say it with your chestand a 3D schlong. This outrageously graphic birthday card doesnt beat around the bush. Open it up and BOOM: a proud, precision engineered paper d*ck springs to attention, complete with low hanging sentiment. Whether it's for your bestie, your brother, or that coworker who won't shut up about turning 30this card lets them know exactly how you feel: lovingly hostile. Pop up junk
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A pop-up peen for the person who deserves the most.
Say it with your chest—and a 3D schlong. This outrageously graphic birthday card doesn’t beat around the bush. Open it up and BOOM: a proud, precision-engineered paper d*ck springs to attention, complete with low-hanging... sentiment. Whether it's for your bestie, your brother, or that coworker who won't shut up about turning 30—this card lets them know exactly how you feel: lovingly hostile.
- 🍆 Pop-up junk in glorious 3D
- 🎉 Covered in d*cks, inside and out—just like your friend
- 📬 Includes envelope, discretion not included
Happy Birthday, Dickhead: Because nothing says “I remembered your birthday” like an unsolicited pop-up penis.
Happy Birthday, Dickhead - Pop Up Card
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